Top 10 Alternative “10 Best” Articles
The Pun is Mightier than the Sword
by Randall Amster
Discerning readers of the “progressive blogosphere†will likely have noticed a growing tendency to title articles in the form of “Top 10 Best…†or “10 Reasons to…†or “10 Ways to a Better…†Not only does this subtle push to headline articles in such a manner impact the habits of readers, but encouraging this sort of framework affects the ways that writers craft their essays. The resultant linearization of our attention spans and creative impulses alike is a disturbing trend that merits serious critical attention.
But you won’t find that here today. Instead, I’d like to explore this practice in such a way as to (hopefully) wear it out altogether. This may well be the last “10 Best…†article I ever write, and I feel compelled to do so with a methodology that is commensurate with the level of the trend itself. In other words, I am going to mock it mercilessly, in a vain attempt to render this one of the year’s “Top 10†pieces. I might dislike the tendency to quantify and rank, but since it exists I would at least like to be good at it! (more…)